I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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