Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
