Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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