Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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