marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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