and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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