i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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