It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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