just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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