White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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