So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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