Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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