Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
These tits shall not be calmed
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