Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I skipped work to stalk him.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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