So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You are the jesus of drinking
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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