I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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