so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
