It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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