you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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