? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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