I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
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