see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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