So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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