My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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