You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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