Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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