Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I party with great urgency now.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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