It's just like the Real World with babies
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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