I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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