Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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