Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
What a dumb baby whore.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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