No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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