So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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