Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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