its not stalking. its research.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Randomize
