you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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