Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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