yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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