I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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