halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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