O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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