theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Alive.
So much puke
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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