Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
