is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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