I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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