Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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