i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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