he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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