Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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