Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
