at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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