Sponge bath it is.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I am one with the molecules
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Randomize
