the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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