He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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