At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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